Saturday, October 07, 2006

Flames

In, well, my hair. I'm fine, no one seemed to notice whatever missing hair there is and Mom and Dad don't know yet. Here's what happened so you can all laugh at me with me. (I don't doubt that Jeffrey will laugh loudest). Last night the power was out and I was working on posting calculator code on my physics blog with what remaining battery power was left to me, and I had two candles lit sitting right next to my calculator so I could see what I was doing. I heard a snapping sound, and thought, 'The candles are popping.' I looked up. Sure enough, they were snapping happily away. I looked down again, as the thought, 'my hair might be burning,' passed through some dark recess of my mind (of which there are many). Suddenly, ash began to drift downwards ever so slowly and covered the desk with blackened curled up hairs. A feeling of intense alarm swept through me as the aroma of burnt hair swept past my nostrils. The next cognitive thing I did was reach up and see if it was still burning. It wasn't, so I went back to studying in a room that didn't smell quite as good as it did before and with a little more "dust" so to speak, laying around.

On a more serious note though, I have a lot of work to do for the day after tomorrow (the ninth of whatever month it is...I really should get myself a watch that tells me the month as well as the day... Unfortunately, Casio builds stuff for smart people who can keep track of things like months, and Casio is the only brand of watch I can't shred within six weeks...I should get a job working for a watch company. If the watch survives me for a year its well worthy of being sold.) And I have no clue how I am going to get it all done, so I will log off and get back to work. Prayers would be appreciated.

8 comments:

Jasmine said...

hah! Evie burned some of her hair once. But I'm not sure that she was quite that dumb. Hair burning smells sooooo gross.

Anonymous said...

hmm...maybe you should burn, like, half your hair so it looks really funny rather than just a small amount...anways, good luck with school man.

Nick said...

i've never burned my hair, but then again my hair's nto as long as yours. :)

Andrew said...

lovely graham...hey, speaking of hair i dyed my hair green yesterday...it's pretty cool...anyway, i hope school works out somehow...

Anonymous said...

Good luck graham, seems like i got out just before it got hard. Story of my life, really. But now that all that bond energy in your hair has been released, perhaps your creative juices will flow quicker, eh? Have fun!(No really, enjoy this part, because next year you go back to bottom of the food chain. Seriously.)

Anonymous said...

You were wrong, I am laughing the loudest.

The Phantom of the Kitchen.

Graham said...

green hair, huh? nice. Personally I have always wanted blue hair... This was since I talked to Hablaabla some years ago... Believe it or not it was her suggestion. The really cool thing is that I would have to bleach my hair first, so I could wander around and freak everyone out for a week or so, dye it blue and do it again...

Anonymous said...

Graham with blond hair? *Shudder*